Your favourite line from Red Dwarf

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  1. Nicko1

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    This is indeed a fine joke but it's also an old one. It's been around for decades and was used on the 1970s series The Comedians as well as doubtless other places.
     
  2. karnie

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    S-E-X I think I want it....
    S-E-X I gotta have it....
    S-E-X I think I found it.......

    And my personal favorite scene:
    Lister (having just watched Winnie the Pooh's execution:-( "That's something no one should EVER have to see!"
     
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    Is that picture yours? It's rubbish!
     
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    From Meltdown:

    "Take it nice and easy.... No funny business, or I splash your guts around like the communion wine!"
     
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    It's gotta be 'Justice' for me, the best bit being:

    KRYTEN: Sir, can we just take a break for a while? It appears my intelligence circuits have melted.

    RIMMER: Well, we're not going to get through all of them if we have a second break.

    KRYTEN: Sir, that's a gamble I'm willing to take.
     
  6. columritchie

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    my fav is

    One: we don't have any defensive shields. And two: we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw; but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice

    and I usually modify it when someone says something stupid when I'm trying to fix their computers, only I dont say its only one until they tell me, then I add "but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice" once they ask :-)
     
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    "I don't believe it, I've been Ippy-Dippied to death!"
     
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    I really like this line, it's so dark with a silver lining - reminds me of Jimmy Carr style jokes.
     
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    (Tense pause) "Noughts and Crosses???"
     
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    My all-time favourite is Kryten's line from from The Inquisitor:
    LISTER: Well, Kryten, I hope you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve...
    KRYTEN: No plan, sir. No sleeves.

    Not sure why, I just love it. Along with many other lines from The Inquisitor, an episode which I don't regard as highly as I should.
     
  11. Strat-tastic

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    Along with this one:

    KRYTEN: All in all, today's been a bit of a bummer, hasn't it, sir?
    :lol:

    and this:

    FUTURE KRYTEN: I'm afraid we get killed.
    KRYTEN: Killed? How?
    FUTURE KRYTEN: While I'm standing here explaining this to you, the Inquisitor jumps me from behind, like this.
     
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    Every time I here this it makes me howl laughing... I think maybe it's because I have a real manc accent

    Kryten: Get your keks on, lads,we're sorted.
    Rinmer:Quality
    Cat:Mint.
    Kryten:Ta very much, chuck, pal, love, sir.
     
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    I love Rimmer's face when he says that. And Kryten putting sir on the end is delicious too.
     
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    Rimmer: They are dead.
    Kryten: My god... I was only away five minutes!

    Lister: Rimmer's dad's died!
    Cat: ... I'd prefer chicken.

    Hudzen loads rifle
    Rimmer: (gulps) It's been a long time since I did that...

    Rimmer: Twelve? You lost your virginity on a golf course when you were twelve? ...Twelve? You can't have been a full member of the golf club then.
     

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