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Kochanski Quiz

How well do you know Lister's dream woman?

Kochanski Quiz

Select one answer for each question, then hand your results in to Holly for your score!


Career
1. What rank did Kristine Kochanski hold aboard Red Dwarf?
First Technician
Second Lieutenant
Navigation Officer
Commander

2. What is Kochanski's middle initial?
W
X
Y
Z

3. In which episode did Kochanski join the regular crew from another dimension?
Ouroboros
Duct Soup
Blue
Epideme

4. What role did Kochanski's boyfriend Tim hold aboard Red Dwarf?
Chef
Engineer
Psychiatrist
Navigation Officer


Getting Personal
5. According to dialogue in Duct Soup: Xtended, what does Kochanski call her brother?
Jet
Troll
Moose
Kevin

6. Which movie is guaranteed to render Kochanski mute with sadness?
Now Voyager
Gone With the Wind
It's a Wonderful Life
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

7. In which hotel did Kochanski of the past spend her honeymoon with Lister?
Venus Marriott
Four Seasons, Mars
Titan Hilton
Ganymede Holiday Inn

8. What was the name of Kochanski's childhood pony?
Flash
Trumper
Beauty
Spirit


Behind The Scenes
9. Who was the first actress to play Kochanski on-screen?
CP Grogan
Chloë Annett
Joanne Whalley
Alexandra Pigg

10. Which crew member stood in as Kochanski for the final scene of Stasis Leak?
Jacki Pinks
Ann Zahl
Dona DiStefano
Bethan Jones

11. In which magazine does 'Chloë Annett' feature in Back to Earth?
Hello
SFX
TV Quick
Horse & Rider

12. How many episodes had passed between her previous appearance and Kochanki's brief return in Psirens?
5
10
15
20


Dialogue
13. When teasing Lister, how many men does Chen claim he can name who have slept with Kochanski?
60
80
90
100

14. What shocking news does the Kochanski hallucination give Lister during Psirens?
She's a GELF
She's had his babies
She's a man
She's already married

15. According to Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, what language is Kochanski learning?
Japanese
French
German
Welsh

16. What does Kryten claim happened to Kochanski before the events of Back to Earth?
She returned to her own dimension
She died being sucked out of an airlock
She shacked up with a simulant
She was killed by a giant squid


Stuck With The Boyz
17. After he 'borrowed' her hologrammatic body, what part of Kochanski's anatomy was left attached to Rimmer?
Knee
Ear
Arm
Boob

18. Which of these is not a noise made by the pipes in Kochanski's quarters?
Nureek
Squilookle
Hununga
Vreen

19. What form of ablution does Kochanski hate?
Showers
Baths
Teeth-cleaning
Bidets

20. Which Jane Austen story does Kochanski take Lister and Cat to explore in Artificial Reality?
Sense and Sensibility
Pride and Prejudice
Mansfield Park
Emma