Complete Guide

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

Balance of Power

Rimmer encounters his most dangerous blood chilling challenge ever - Lister is taking the chef's exam. If Lister passes he will hold sufficient rank to have Rimmer replaced as the ship's hologram. Just how low will the universe's most obnoxious dead man stoop to stop him?

Classic Dwarf

Why did Holly bring Rimmer back, Lister wails, Hermann Goering would have been better than Rimmer. Okay he was a drug-crazed transvestite, but at least we could have gone dancing.

Lister has spilt a goat vindaloo over Rimmer's time-table, causing Rimmer to waste his outlawed learning drugs on memorising a conversation with his unapologetic bunk-mate.

Rimmer discovers he still has Kochanski's right breast, and asks for his own nipple back. There's no rush, Holly.