Complete Guide

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

Bodyswap

A skutter goes berserk and rewires all the ship's circuitry. So when Lister orders a chocolate bar from one of the snack dispensers, he accidentally triggers off the ship's self-destruct sequence. There is only one way to diffuse the bomb, but it involves Lister lending his body to a female officer. This gets Rimmer thinking...

Classic Dwarf

Lister accidentally sets off the self-destruct system by ordering a milkshake and a crispy bar.

Lister's mind is safely stowed onto tape - which the Cat promptly drops into his tea.

Rimmer emerges from the wreckage of Starbug in Lister's body. "You've lost me arm!" Lister bemoans. "I've lost your watch, too," responds Rimmer.