Complete Guide

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

Emohawk - Polymorph II

The Dwarfers need replacement engine parts from the fearsome stomach-churningly ugly "Kinitawowi". But the GELF tribe are interested in only one trade: Lister must marry the chief's daughter.

Classic Dwarf

The cat discovers a whole heck of a lot about what they're dealing with from a GELF arrow. "Yep - this came from a bow all right."

Lister decides to skip the honeymoon night with his GELF bride. "CHANGE OF PLAN!" he shrieks. "LEG IIIIIIIITTTT!!!!"

Duane Dibbley lists his belongings: "Thermos, sandwiches, corn plasters, telephone money, dandruff brush, animal footprint chart and one triple thick condom. You never know..."