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Duct Soup

When the generator and its back-up go down in the middle of the night, the crew have to crawl through the mile long labyrinth of service ducts to restart their engines. On their journey they discover a few surprising things about one another. Including what Lister once did on top of a crate of canned asparagus.

Duct Soup

Classic Dwarf

Kochanski is angered by the noisy pipes in her quarters - they squilookle when they should nureek. If they're going to keep her up all night, they could at least do it properly!

Kochanski sobs that she's tried everything to fit in: "I even tried learning what off-side was..."

Lister tells why he is claustrophobic - an event which involved cashier number 12, a crate of tinned asparagus and the Bootle amateur players' production of The Importance of Being Earnest.

The Cat attempts to calm Lister's claustrophobia concerns: "Boy, is it cramped! I tell you, if I was dead, you could not swing me around in here!"

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