Complete Guide

Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.

Ouroboros

When two realities converge, the Dwarfers undergo their most terrifying ordeal yet - they bump into a real, live, human woman who's attractive and nice. It's Lister's ex-girlfriend Kristine Kochanski. Kryten immediately goes into jealousy overload mode, convinced she'll steal Lister away from him, and starts plotting her immediate return to her own dimension.

Classic Dwarf

Lister is shown a scanned picture of his attacker - a hairy GELF. "Smeg," says Lister. "It's the missus!"

Kryten is jealous of Kochanski's hold over Lister: "She's got all those in-and-out bits that you like..."

Kryten answers a radio call from Kochanski, whom Lister has just shot in the leg. "It's an obscene phone call, sir. I think it's for you..."