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Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers

(Roter Zwerg)
by Grant Naylor
(German paperback, Blanvalet Taschenbuch Verlag, 2009)
ISBN: 978-3442266654 (3442266653)

When Lister got drunk, he really got drunk.

After celebrating his birthday with a Monopoly-board pub crawl around London, he came to in a burger bar on one of Saturn's moons, wearing a lady's pink crimplene hat and a pair of yellow fishing waders, with no money and a passport in the name of 'Emily Berkenstein.'

Joining the Space Corps seemed a good idea. Red Dwarf, a clapped-out spaceship, was bound for Earth. It never made it, leaving Lister as the last remaining member of the human race, three million years from Earth, with only a dead man, a senile computer and a highly evolved cat for company.

They begin their journey home. On the way they'll break the Light Barrier. They'll meet Einstein, Archimedes, God and Norman Wisdom...and discover an alternative plane of reality.

Notes: German edition (November 2009) of the first novel. The title simply translates "Red Dwarf" rather than the full title.

Translated by Wolfgang Thon.

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