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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by Cloud, Mar 30, 2018.
I hate rupert the bear.
We need more farting news.
So glad this thread was revived, because I had a farting story today.
I work as a tour guide at a castle and someone farted really loudly. I almost laughed, but I proved to be a mature person and didn't.
Ugh same, proper little boffin he is
I would've died. Did he say "Ooooh! That was me!" Kenneth Williams aka @Underdunn style?
I'd have died laughing...!
No, the author remains secret, but everybody heard his work.
I'll be A GREAT BIG CHRISTMAS BLOW OFF please
HAHAHAHA!!!!! Nice this topic is here right now, cause few days past Spaceman had idea! Spaceman is always thinking about u Cloudikins and few days gone he suddenly had idea and just started to burst out laughing! New idea about u Cloud being star of Spacemans latest fan fic..............................
Cloudikins suffers a near fatal butt attack after a dinner of beans beer and vindaloo. It makes one hell of a mess and one terrible STINK, ewwwwwwwwww!!! Rushed to the hospital the doctors battle to save Clouds life and his credibility with the ladies, then SOMEONE hears that SPACEMAN has gone in to a comatose state hes not expected to wake from, the doctors then can give Cloud a full BUTT TRANSPLANT!!! They give Cloud Spacemans butt and Cloud is saved!!!!!!
Cloud finds that suddenly finds himself real popular, everyone loves that butt! He also finds he keeps getting urge to twerk his new Spacemans butt!!!!! He become a big star, millions of hits on youtube! This all leads up to a live world wide tee vee appearance at a full wembley stadium where hes gonna twerk it on stage for a tee vee audience of 3 BILLION!!!!!!
But then, but then but then.............
Spaceman unexpectedly awakes from his coma and DEMANDS to know why he aint go no butt no more, as cloud about to perform Spaceman suddenly turns up and demands his butt back!!!!
Spaceman wonders what Lawrence thinks about Spacemans butt
Lawrence has a resemblance of @ian Beale
Lawrence is fully the Ian Beale of the forum.
I’ve just had my drains unblocked!!!
It was more than “fart gas ” lurking down there!!
The plumber used a @Rodthepod to rod the poo
I'm here to clean the poo!