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Discussion in 'THE AIGBURTH ARMS' started by neilold, Jul 14, 2019.
you're wrong on both accounts, it was neilold
Too late you rude person. Billy got there first. So I now have the pleasure of saying...Over to Bill!
May I be the first person in 2020 to point out that this thread is still rubbish... (@neilold)
May I be the millionth person in 2020 to point out that you're an arsehole
I see you're keeping up your tradition of putting up terrible avatar pictures, Neil.
Yes, and long will I continue to do so
It's me, Mike Rolls. I don't like football.
Sometimes when I'm walking through the park and I see people playing football I always worry that the ball might come near me and they'll ask me to kick it back. I imagine all the comedic scenarios of me badly kicking it back to them, many of which involve my trousers coming down, possibly at the same time that John's niece and her girl-scout group are walking past and people will think I'm exposing myself to them. These scenarios all play out in my head in a badly animated montage fashion, distracting me from where I'm walking and I wind up bumping into the bank manager I was supposed to be meeting later that day to get a loan from. He falls into a duck pond, which isn't good, because you might recall that he's allergic to ducks, something I'd skillfully woven in to an earlier monologue as a set-up for this very eventuality. Then I spunk my pants.
And that's why I don't like football.
Football's coming home.
Remember when some unscrupulous characters went onto Neils Fantasy football and made teams likes neilolds crusty library computer. Now that was top comedy.
I was just scrolling back to enjoy the trouble and this made me spit out of coffee. Heheheheheh
They were some really smart people.
Sad to report that my team “Neil Old Smells” didn’t qualify
Update Neilhasaids is now my favourite