Flex Tape

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  1. Cloud

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    Hi, Cloud here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

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  2. Underdunn

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    A thread about Flex Tape... :crying:

    Sid without his Nancy... It's sad to see.:-(

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  3. Nikki the Great

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    Aww gutted, thought this was gonna be a vhs tape of Mr. Motivator flexing and stuff :-(
     
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  4. Cloud

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    I feel like my arm has been cut off. I don't feel on my best game right now.
     
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    @Nikki the Great keeps leaving me messages asking to make a Flex Tape with her.

    I think that’s what she said.
     
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  6. Cloud

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    Send me a copy of this tape once completed. Just like Flex tape I wanna keep my grip even in the toughest of conditions. If you know what I mean.
     
  7. Underdunn

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    *makes note for when he takes over NWN this week*
     
  8. Ant E

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    I saw this and thought Neil old was back
     
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  9. Cloud

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    Wow...have I sank that low? I need to reevaluate things
     
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  10. Bluey

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    I was just thinking that what this forum needs is a thread dedicated to Flex Tape. I'm glad to see Cloud has taken the initiative and started one. Now how about a Tippex thread?
     
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    Do you know who invented Tippex? John Lennon's Dad... or something. I don't know.
     
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  12. Bluey

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    Mike Nesmith's mother invented correction fluid I seem to recall.
     
  13. Underdunn

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    Yes I know. Everyone knows. Hence my deliberate subversion of this fact for comic effect.
     
  14. Bluey

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    It probably would have helped if your subversion was even remotely amusing.
     
  15. Underdunn

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    It would probably help you eat if you got someone to carefully spoon food into your mouth then move your jaw up and down for you too. But hey, sometimes we just need to put some effort in for ourselves. :roll:
     
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  16. Ant E

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    Who invented the skip?
     
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  17. Underdunn

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    Skip.
     
  18. Simonr1978

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    Don't be silly Ant, Skip was a Kangeroo, no-one invented him.
     
  19. Cloud

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    Please stop derailing and get back to the wonders of Flex Tape
     
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    *hugs Cloud*

     
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