member of the day who hasn't been seen for at least 5 years

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  1. Abe

    Abe Deck Sergeant

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    I bring this to you to educate you daily of members who, despite having signed up for this forum, haven't bothered to sign in and see what's happening for at least FIVE YEARS. appalling

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  2. Asclepius

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    Shame on him!

    (Also shame for copying @kry102001's user name, despite registering 13 years before @kry102001.)
     
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    This is the kind of topic where I would mention a certain GOD but he graced us with his presence one glrious October morning (best day of my life), Please return to us @Tex_Rimmer we need you now more than ever.

    But in keeping with the topic I will go with @MuckyPuss
     
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  4. Bluey

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    For this topic I would like to nominate Ric Marshall. I can't tag him and I don't even know if that's the correct spelling of his name because he appears to be absent from the list of forum members. I had a quick look through the list of Rics, Riks and Ricks but he doesn't seem to be on there. Has his account been deleted sometime over the years?

    Anyway he's notable because of when the forum was a different format to this one many years ago. There was a top ten list that displayed the people that had logged into the forum the most times. Due to a glitch in the forum's programming he was number one on this list - despite the fact that he almost never posted or even appeared on the forum.

    So that's quite an achievement I think. And I don't think he's been on here in at least ten years. At least, I haven't seen him in all that time.
     
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  5. Nikki the Great

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    @Stephen
     
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  6. Cloud

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    Ric Marshall MUST return
     
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  7. Bluey

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    Yes, the untaggable Ric Marshall must come back to the forum along with Tex Rimmer.
     
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    So basically you're saying Ric Marshall is Moses to @Tex_Rimmer's Jesus
     
  9. Bluey

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    No, I'd say that he's more like King Herod.
     
  10. Nikki the Great

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    Did you hate this Ric guy? What on earth did he do?
     
  11. Bluey

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    No I don't hate him. I was just trying to be amusing. I don't know anything about him apart from the fact that he was top of the logins list for years despite hardly ever logging on.
     
  12. Abe

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    Today in members who have disgraced this forum with their unepic nonreturn

    @KungFuJew
    KungFuJew was last seen: Oct 16, 2006
     
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    I've laughed for about 5 minutes at that name :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  14. Bluey

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    Kung Fu Jew would make a great name for a TV series.
     
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    Please tell us more about what would happen in this show.
     
  16. Bluey

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    I'm imagining a trashy short-lived late-night American action-drama series based around a Jewish member of the NYPD. He's new to the police force, an orthodox Jew and knows Kung Fu, which he uses to apprehend criminals. Each episode features a badly choreographed fight scene or two. It's the kind of thing I could imagine existing in the 1990s. I can also imagine that ITV would have shown this weekly late at night.
     
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    I thought it would be a sitcom from a concentration camp (there's awfull lack of them these days). Our @KungFuJew would beat up all the Nazis and talk with god (played by @Tex_Rimmer) in the end.
     
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    Bluey Science Officer

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    I think that would be a much more entertaining programme than the one I came up with.
     
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    Does @neilold play Hitler?
     
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    Leave me out thank you​
     
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