messages for neil sent via ant / bluey

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  1. Asclepius

    Asclepius Console Officer

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    As we all know, the forum racist uncle Mr. @neilold himself now only talks to @Ant E and @Bluey and pretends to have the rest of us on ignore (he probably doesn't know how to use this function anyway).

    Although he spoke to @Abe recently, wishing him to die of cancer, the rest of us still can't contact him.

    So the point of this thread is easy. You can post your messages for @neilold and @Ant E and @Bluey will re-post them so @neilold can read them.
     
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  2. Asclepius

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    I'll start:

    Neil, how are you coping with the situation when the libraries are closed? How can you acces the forum? Do you break secretly to the library or do you steal other people's phones?
     
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    Well I suspect that If I repost one of your messages Neil will just choose to ignore it because he knows it came from you. But I suppose we can try, so here goes:

    Neil, how are you coping with the situation when the libraries are closed? How can you acces the forum? Do you break secretly to the library or do you steal other people's phones?

    @neilold
     
  4. Ant E

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    Any update?
     
  5. Underdunn

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    Neil, at the end of The Shawshank Redemption, after Andy has entered the tunnel, how does he manage to secure the poster back in place from the inside so taut that a rock is able to pass through it leaving a hole?
     
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  6. Nikki the Great

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    Neil, how many chairs have you stuffed into your anus during lockdown?
     
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  7. Bluey

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    This one's my favourite so far. I look forward to reading your answer to this question, @neilold.
     
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    What am I? Scotch Mist? >:-(
     
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  9. Ted Danson

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    How many kids have you molested since the lockdown neil?
     
  10. Underdunn

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    Neil, since all boxing rings are square, why are they called boxing rings?
     
  11. Underdunn

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    Also @Cloud would like to know what it would be like if you woke up tomorrow and discovered that nobody knew who Will Smith was.
     
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  12. Dave_B_Phillps

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    What do you think of @PatSharpe?
     
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  13. Ant E

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    Where the hell are you @neilold ? Maybe he’s returned to his job as he did work in a factory!! Meanwhile I’m unemployed with a career in ruins!!!!! :sulk:
     
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  14. Nikki the Great

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    I assume so re Neil.

    I'm sorry to hear that, I think I thought you were ok again now. Also is @BozBoo to blame?
     
  15. BozBoo

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    No. I was only responsible for the 2009 recession and Brexit. This whole situation rests squarely on the shoulders of @Ant E.
     
  16. Asclepius

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    Why would be @Ant E responsible for a situation that made him unemployed?! This is clearly @kry102001's fault.
     
  17. Bluey

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    Personally I blame Neil Old for everything. He's such a terrible person that he's obviously responsible for all the bad things in the world that have happened.
     

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