The Great Adventures of @egghead and @Eggman!

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  1. Asclepius

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    Welcome to
    The Great Adventures of @egghead and @Eggman!
    Episode 1: Wet Fun

    It's a hot summer day in the village, and @egghead (aka @jmc2000) and his mate @Eggman play cards with a pictures of their favourite sex toys. The game gets so hot that @jmc2000 has to go for some water...

    @Eggman has better idea and brings his inflatable doll. His friend is excited, but it turns out to be just a pool. That upsets him so he breaks the bicycle pump...

    When the pool is finally filled with water, @Eggman dresses up in his new swimming trunks, which he had stolen from the village wierdo @neilold. (Notice the moment, when he takes his pants off and @egghead looks at his bum.)

    @egghead then destroys the pool and the water washes naked @Eggman away to the village.

    Two hours later. @Eggman returns after scaring old ladies with his groin, and they begin to repair the pool, which almost kills both of them.

    Finally, the pool is prepared and their orgy can begin, but it starts to rain. They remake the pool into a gazebo and continue to play their sex toys cards.



    More episodes coming soon.
     
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  2. Ant E

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    Good heavens
     
  3. Bluey

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    Video unavailable
    This video contains content from AQS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.


    Interesting story though. A shame that the video (whatever it is) isn't viewable.
     
  4. Asclepius

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    Replaced it with the same video from different source. Hopefully it will work.
     
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    Yeah, it works now. I tried watching it but I was quickly bored and couldn't understand a word.
     
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    :lol:

    How frightfully rude
     
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    Oh, WTF, it is supposed to be without any voices. This is some Dutch version. :lol:
     
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    I have absolutely no idea what I've just walked into...
     
  10. Bluey

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    Just the usual forum nonsense. Entertaining nonsense though.
     
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    Oh yes, it's this time again, time for...
    The Great Adventures of @egghead and @Eggman!
    Episode 2: Washing the Machine

    This episode takes us back to the times when @egghead and @Eggman were young (but still bald)...

    To their flat they bought a washing machine. They only have to get it upstairs. In the poor socialist country where they live there are no lifts, so this procedure involves @Eggman destroying his skis and they both risking their lives.

    While @egghead is busy with installing the washing machine, the loafer @Eggman reads a postcard. @egghead discovers that the letter has a cool stamp from @Poland. They forget about the washing machine and start their collection...

    Couple of hours later, they still play with stamps, but for some reason, their flat is flooded with water. They fix the washing machine with a piece of smeg and continue in their childish bussines.

    Finally they discover the washing machine can be used to unstick the stamps from the letters. So they stuff it with letters and watch the incredible process until they drown.

     
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    For a minute I thought spaceman had returned :lol:
     
  13. Bluey

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    Those Pat & Mat videos are the most annoying thing I've seen in quite a while.
     
  14. Asclepius

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    How dare you say this. :sulk:
     
  15. Bluey

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    Were these Pat & Mat things a big part of your childhood, @Asclepius?
     
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    They were one the favourite shows of my childhood, but I could imagine my life without them.
     
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    I can't see that video at the moment but I'm going to make a guess that it's another one of those VHS logos that you're so fond of.
     
  19. Ant E

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    Oh your bifocals not working?
     
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    I'm using my phone and for some reason I can't see embedded videos with that.
     

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