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  1. Ant E

    Ant E Science Officer

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  2. Nikki the Great

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    Well there's certainly more to report on now...
     
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  3. Sammer4Rimmer

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    Who is this B.O. Problem from Birmingham? Does he exist or is he another of your doppelgangers?
     
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  4. Nikki the Great

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    Scrap that. Not gonna do it if "Spaceman" is here.
     
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  5. Underdunn

    Underdunn Deck Sergeant

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    You'd need a 24 hour rolling news service the way this place has gone lately.
     
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  6. Ant E

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  7. Bluey

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    The thread's dead, Ant. Not enough happens on the forum anymore to make it worthwhile.
     
  8. Nikki the Great

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  9. Ant E

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    Weekly news or decadey news? :sulk:
     
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  11. Bluey

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    Yes, as we've all seen in the Currently thread.
     
  12. Bluey

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    No, I doubt it since he's banned from the forum.
     
  13. Nikki the Great

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    YOU ASKED FOR IT, SO IT'S BACK! IIIITTTT'SSSSSSSS....

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    Nikki's Weekly News.


    Bringing you even more forum gossip than Mr. Gossip aka @Freeborn could!


    Hello. I'm @Nikki the Great and I'm gonna start doing this again.


    Spaceman is called Lawrence and reads the Radio Times.

    The whole forum fell asleep upon one of @Spaceman's returns to post his usual samey, boring and predictable essays that nobody bothers to read, but it usually contains some drivel about toilets, My Little Ponies and some crappy looking alien made out of plasticine. However people were ever so slightly more interested to learn that @Spaceman is actually a middle aged New Zealander called Lawrence Hunter, who develops properties for a living and reads the Radio Times. You can read more about this not very exciting story here (if you can be bothered) :
    http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads/lawrence-i-hunter.11794/


    Neilold is scared to reply to some people.

    The forum bonehead, @neilold, has decided the only way to stop having his fragile ego hurt is to not reply the people on the forum who refuse to buy into his "Hurr durr, look at me I'm the forum badboy! Herpy derpy horror films! Herpy derpy racism rulez!" rubbish and talk to him like the tool he is. He doesn't have them on ignore, as he has been seen posting about unrelated horror films and comments (mostly to @Ant E and @Bluey) about how vile he likes to believe he is in their threads, and liking Lawrence's bs, also in their threads.

    Resident Neighbourhood Watch representative @Bluey nailed this silliness with the following comment:

    The current list of users on his imaginary ignore list appears to be:

    @Nikki the Great - Queen of the forum
    @Cloud - King of the forum
    @Underdunn - Prince Philip of the forum

    Although it is entirely possible that more will be added as time goes on.



    Rodthepod or Rodthebod?

    @Rodthepod made himself forum enemy number 1 this week, upon doing the unthinkable and writing an essay, seemingly directed at forum King @Cloud, about how much better things were in those times that are often referred to and whined about as "The Good Old Days". He is of course, very very wrong and has made a terrible mistake and many powerful enemies by doing this, but you can see how it all panned out for yourself here:

    http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/forum/thr...-the-good-and-the-bad.3725/page-3#post-261334


    BREAKING NEWS!

    This just in: @Curryman CAN cook! His statement can be found here:

    http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/forum/threads/currently.7860/page-541#post-261776


    Where's Seb?

    Once again mod boss @Seb is missing. We are all very concerned. Whether or not this is because we're waiting for him to take his turn so that this thread can continue cannot be commented on at this time, but we welcome any information of where he might be.


    Harry is going on holiday!

    Former member and regular chatroom psychopath Harry informed us all of his exciting holiday news in chat with the following statement:

    "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND WE ARE GOING OM AN EXOTIC HOLIDAY AND SHE WILL WEAR A LEOPARD BIKINI AND ONLY I CAN LOOK AT IT AND WE WILL DRINK COCKTAILS OUT OF CONKERS

    COCONUTS I MEANT"

    We wish Harry and his right hand a wonderful trip!


    I'm afraid that's all we have time for this week. Do send in your stories that you want us to cover. It helps us actually make an effort to put this together on a weekly basis. So until next...week(?) GOODBYE!

    <smirks at camera>


     
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  14. Ant E

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    Thrilled this is BACK!!
     
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  15. Bluey

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    Great to see the weekly news has returned.
     
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    How could you forget to mention the international visit of Mr. @Pembers himself to the city of Prague. :sulk:
     
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  17. Spaceman

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    WHODDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    And in latest news forum manic depressive Nikki wants to pretend she knows something about Spaceman but Spaceman TOTALLY kicked her butt!!!!!! She was unable to explain how Spaceman was able take foto from inside a UK shop, best she could come up with was that a relative took them!!!!!!! Nikki is DESPERATE to know something about Spaceman but knows NOTHING about him!!!!!!!

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    And in latest news Spaceman has new idea!!! A Nikki and Spaceman phone call, what do you think about a Nikki and Spaceman phone call recording?!?!? Spaceman likes the sound of a Nikki and Spaceman phone call recording and wants YOUR opinion of a Nikki and Spaceman phone call recording?!?!?

    And in latest news Nikki told Cloud about the jar, us that know about the jar must never mentioned it to ppl that don't know that are not on the INSIDE, Spaceman knows ur on the inside Nikki :-(:-(:-(

    And Spaceman tried to help Cloudikins and tell him the jar might not be real :-(:-(:-(

    AND CLOUDIKINS make Spaceman sad because Cloudikins never thanked Spaceman for saying this stuff to him :-(

    Maybe Spaceman will give him visit tonite when hes least expecting!

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    And in latest news Spaceman is back!!!!!!

    And Alga Cold is back!!!

    And in latest news Neil is still the best guy on the forummmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
     
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  18. Nikki the Great

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    Thrilled to be back!
    Thank you!
    I can't believe it either, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
    That's nice Lawrence.
     
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  19. Bluey

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    Can be expect to get this weekly news regularly now?
     
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  20. neilold

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    I thoroughly approve this post as post of the day and the millennium. A relative took photos in a shop for spaceman, ha ha, that's just so terrible!!!
     

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