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Every Episode Ever Quiz

Ahead of the 2020 feature-length special, can you answer one question for every single episode of Red Dwarf so far?

Every Episode Ever Quiz

Select one answer for each question, then hand your results in to Holly for your score!

1. In which corridor is the vending machine Rimmer and Lister are repairing in the opening scene of The End?
Corridor 158
Corridor 159
Corridor 168
Corridor 169

2. What age is the old Lister seen in Future Echoes?
169
170
171
172

3. According to Balance of Power, who said hell was being locked forever in a room with your friends?
Jean-Paul Sartre
Albert Camus
Michel Foucault
Jacques Derrida

4. In Waiting for God, what colour did Lister say the doughnut diner hats were supposed to be?
Red
Blue
Yellow
Green

5. What is the name of the game show host that Confidence, in Confidence & Paranoia, sounds like?
Andy Archer
Bing Baxter
Chris Casper
Don Draper

6. According to Me2, how many years had Rimmer been with the company when the Gazpacho Soup incident happened?
12 years
13 years
14 years
15 years

7. What are the names of the deceased Nova 5 crew members in Kryten?
Carol, Yvonne and Jane
Jane, Tracy and Anne
Anne, Carol and Tracy
Jane, Tracy and Yvonne

8. In Better than Life, what is Gordon's move in his postal chess game with Holly?
Pawn to Queen Bishop 4
Pawn to Queen 4
Pawn to King 4
Pawn to King Bishop 4

9. Where is the hotel that Rimmer remembers staying with Lise Yates in Thanks for the Memory?
Southport
New Brighton
Crosby
Chester

10. Who voices the talking suitcase in Stasis Leak?
Rupert Bates
Tony Slattery
Tony Hawks
John Lenahan

11. In Queeg, what is Queeg's second move in his chess game with Holly?
Pawn to King 4
Knight to King Bishop 3
Queen to Rook 8
Bishop to Knight 5

12. According to Parallel Universe, belching which tune after drinking six pints of lager is Lister's party piece?
The Happy Wanderer
Merrily We Roll Along
When Johnny Comes Marching Home
Yankee Doodle Dandy

13. In Backwards, how many "selim" is "Nodnol" from where the crew land?
651
871
781
961

14. Which Shakespeare play does Rimmer successfully quote a single word from in Marooned?
Henry V
Richard II
Richard III
Henry VIII

15. Which of the following does the Polymorph not briefly transform into in the opening scene of Polymorph?
Teddy bear
Chicken
Bucket and spade
Rabbit

16. In Bodyswap, what rank is Carol Brown?
Executive Officer
Navigation Officer
Science Officer
Catering Officer

17. What relation is Emile Charles, who played the younger Lister in Timeslides, to Craig?
Son
Nephew
Cousin
Brother

18. In The Last Day, the android homebrew Holly makes for Kryten resembles liquid nitrogen mixed with which drink?
Ribena
Vimto
Irn-Bru
Cresta

19. In Camille, which fruit does Kryten say is "a red and blue striped golfing umbrella"?
Banana
Orange
Apple
Lemon

20. In DNA, what kind of appliance causes Kryten's "double polaroid"?
Vacuum cleaners
Food processors
Kettles
Toasters

21. In Justice, what is Rimmer's sentence for killing the Red Dwarf crew?
4,691 years
7,894 years
8,239 years
9,328 years

22. In White Hole, how many times does Cat say "So what is it?"
4
5
6
7

23. What is the name of the parallel dimension character played by Hattie Hayridge in Dimension Jump?
Mollie
Mellie
Kellie
Hollie

24. In Meltdown, which of the wax droids kills Hitler?
Mother Theresa
Stan Laurel
Queen Victoria
Elvis Presley

25. How many questions are in the initial session of Rimmer and Nirvanah's challenge in Holoship?
100,000
200,000
300,000
400,000

26. What Liverpudlian actor plays the alternate Lister in The Inquisitor?
Gary Bleasdale
Stephen Graham
Jake Abraham
Mark Moraghan

27. Which is the smallest of Rimmer's metaphorical gravestones in Terrorform?
Charm
Self-Confidence
Generosity
Hope

28. In Quarantine, which is the Space Corps Directive which states that each registered crew member gets one berth?
312
595
597
699

29. Which previous episode is not referenced by Lister in Demons & Angels?
Bodyswap
Backwards
White Hole
Parallel Universe

30. What kind of establishment do the crew stand outside before nearly committing suicide in Back to Reality?
Tattoo Parlour
Amusement Arcade
Bookmakers
Burger Bar

31. In which Red Dwarf novel is Pete Tranter, whose sister appears in Psirens, a character?
Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
Better Than Life
Last Human
Backwards

32. Which actor's movies does Lister express a hatred for in Legion?
Troy Donahue
Doug McClure
Gary Cooper
Roy Rogers

33. In Gunmen of the Apocalypse, what is Cat's Vindaloovian name?
Channa Masala
Saag Aloo
Bhindi Bhaji
Rogan Josh

34. Which GELF actor from Emohawk: Polymorph II later reappeared as a BEGG in Series X?
Steven Wickham
Martin Sims
Tim Usher
Bruce Dessau

35. What type of wine does the clone Rimmer leader request to be brought with the crew's ashes in Rimmerworld?
Muscadet
Sancerre
Chablis
Roussillon

36. Which year do the crew first travel back to in Out of Time?
1421
1441
1471
1491

37. In the alternate timeline of Tikka to Ride, who succeeds John F. Kennedy as President of the United States?
Richard Nixon
Lyndon B. Johnson
Henry Kissinger
J. Edgar Hoover

38. According to Stoke Me A Clipper, in which dimension did the original Ace Rimmer die?
163
165
167
169

39. What relation is Alexander John-Jules, who played the baby Lister in Ouroboros, to Danny?
Son
Nephew
Cousin
Brother

40. In Duct Soup, what was the name of Kochanski's childhood pony?
Jumper
Thumper
Trumper
Clumper

41. What is the final word of the Rimmer Experience song in Blue?
Swimmer
Dinner
Strimmer
Brynner

42. According to Beyond the Joke, what was the name of Professor Mamet's former fiancé, upon whom the 4000 Series Mechanoid was based?
Thomas Allman
James Tranter
Jim Reaper
John Warburton

43. What is the name of the ship onboard which the virus is found in Epideme?
Centauri
Gemini
Leviathan
Penhalagen

44. What game do Lister and Cat play in Nanarchy?
Draughts
Backgammon
Ludo
Snakes & Ladders

45. What is the name of the magazine Lister is reading in the opening scene of Back in the Red Part 1?
Lifestyles of the Disgustingly Rich & Famous
Starstruck
JMC Traveller
Smegazine

46. What food does Rimmer give to Captain Hollister in Back in the Red Part 2 that reminds him of his wife?
Doughnuts
Muffins
Crumpets
Bagels

47. How many years in the Brig are the crew sentenced to in Back in the Red Part 3?
2
3
4
5

48. Which crew member does not appear in Cassandra?
Hollister
Ackerman
Knot
Thornton

49. What movie do the prisoners watch in Krytie TV?
Die Screaming With Sharp Things In Your Head
Revenge of the Mutant Splat Gore Monster
Attack of the Giant Savage Completely Invisible Aliens
Revenge of the Surfboarding Killer Bikini Vampire Girls

50. What hot drink does Baxter have the vending machine pour over Cat's head in Pete Part 1?
Tea
Coffee
Hot Chocolate
Bovril

51. What flavour ice cream does the dinosaur eat two and a half tonnes of in Pete Part 2?
Vanilla
Strawberry
Mint Choc
Raspberry Ripple

52. In Only the Good, what is the name of the ship that the escape pod arrives from?
Hermes
Oregon
Manny Celeste
Silverberg

53. Which classic car does Rimmer read about in Back to Earth Part 1?
Lancia Aurelia
Bentley V8
Jensen Interceptor
Ferrari Testarossa

54. What London comic shop do the crew visit in Back to Earth Part 2?
Forbidden Planet
They Walk Among Us
Orbital
Gosh!

55. In Back to Earth Part 3, where does Rimmer want his sitcom to be set?
A leisure centre
A tube station
A pirate ship
A biscuit factory

56. What name does Rimmer give Cat in front of Howard in Trojan?
Edwin Herring
Gerald Hampton
Frank Saunders
Fred Holden

57. In Fathers & Suns, what is Rimmer's favourite Civil War-based drama series?
Victory South
Venture South
Due South
Confederate

58. In Lemons, which Christmas TV staple does Lister lament the loss of?
Charlie Brown & Snoopy
Only Fools & Horses
Wallace & Gromit
Morecambe & Wise

59. Who wrote The Roots of Coincidence, as featured in Entangled?
Carl Jung
Arthur Koestler
Sigmund Freud
Friedrich Hayek

60. Dear Dave features only one guest actor in addition to the regular cast - who is it?
Sydney Stevenson
Rebecca Blackstone
Susan Earl
Isla Ure

61. Which cast member from The Beginning took on a role previously played in the show by John Abineri?
Richard O'Callaghan
Simon Treves
Philip Labey
Gary Cady

62. In Twentica, what is Harmony de Gauthier's real name?
Dr Lanstrom
Professor Edgington
Dr Longman
Professor Baldwin

63. In the opening scene of Samsara, what dice roll is Rimmer trying to avoid in Mineopoly?
A 1 and a 1
A 2 and a 1
A 2 and a 2
A 2 and a 3

64. In Give & Take, where is the company that made Snacky based?
Milton Keynes
Swindon
Slough
Basingstoke

65. In Officer Rimmer, which is the only sport are Lister and Cat are allowed to watch on TV?
Badminton
Crown green bowls
Croquet
Curling

66. Which of the following is not one of the features of Kryten's new chassis in Krysis?
Subwoofers
Push-rod suspension system
Twin exhausts
Anti-lock braking feet

67. In Can of Worms, what form does the first of the Polymorph babies first take?
Pineapple
Model boat
Joke teeth
Space hopper

68. In Cured, whose cryo-booth declared that they were "not responding to treatment"?
Donald Trump
Rupert Murdoch
Bill Gates
Richard Branson

69. Which filming location from Siliconia also featured in Series IV and V?
Sunbury Pump House
Padiham Power Station
Fawley Power Station
Marco Polo House

70. What is the name of the Encomium First Lieutenant whose drawing appears in Timewave?
Tom Mair
Neill Gorton
Ziggy Jacobs-Wyburn
Edward Moore

71. What is the name of Rimmer's party for the election in Mechocracy?
The Charming Heroic Freedom Co-Operative Party
The Magnificent Friendly Forward Community Party
The Lovely Fluffy Liberal Alliance Party
The Cuddly Snowflake Softy Togetherness Party

72. In M-Corp, how much does a glass of water cost in total?
Forty dollarpounds
Forty-four dollarpounds
Four hundred and forty dollarpounds
Four hundred and forty-four dollarpounds

73. In which corridor on the pre-accident ship does Rimmer arrive in Skipper?
Corridor 158
Corridor 159
Corridor 168
Corridor 169