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Valentine Quiz

Test your knowledge of the loves and losses of Red Dwarf in our online quiz.

Valentine Quiz

Select one answer for each question, then hand your results in to Holly for your score!


Lost Love
1. How did Rimmer get Lorraine to come out with him?
By hypnosis
With the 'wormdo' line
By getting her drunk
By making nose jokes

2. Which if these events occurred to Lister while he was dating Lise Yates?
He parked trolleys at the MegaMart
He moved to Liverpool
He joined the Space Corps
He had his appendix removed

3. In his secret love letters to Carole McCauley, which of these did Rimmer NOT refer to?
Her eyes
Her lips
Her hair
Her short skirts

4. Why was the Sinclair ZX81 not for Holly?
She wouldn't load
She crashed all the time
They were incompatible
She was broken

5. What is Kryten's compatibility rating with Camille?
92.73%
97.32%
93.72%
93.75%


I'm Courting
6. Who is the Cat courting with his megaphone?
The Nova V crew
Whoever shows up
All lady cats
The Dog

7. Which of these is not a member of the Nova V crew?
Jane
Tracy
Anne
Carole

8. What does the Cat bring as an offering for his Dog equivalent?
Flowers
Chocolates
A grenade
Dog tags

9. What is the Female Rimmer's first name?
Annette
Andrea
Annabelle
Arlene

10. While being tortured by a vicious oiling from two handmaidens, Rimmer suggested having a pizza ready at the end - but with what extra topping?
Olives
Cheese
Anchovies
Pineapple


Snogs
11. How did the GELF which appeared to Lister as Pete Tranter's sister first try to kill him?
By snogging him to make him die of fright
By causing blood to leave his brain for other areas
By drowning him in his own drool
By impersonating Kochanski

12. Loretta was the dangerous AR character Lister preferred to the goody-goody heroine. But how many men had she killed?
3
4
5
6

13. Before sharing their dream-sequence schmooze, Rimmer and Lister discuss the Bellagosian war - where did it take place?
Argon 5
Adelphi 12
Sector 12
Bay 47

14. What star sign, obviously, was Lister's hairy GELF bride?
Sagittarius
Scorpio
Pisces
Aries

15. How many lipstick marks did Hilly eventually leave on Holly's face?
4
5
6
7


Giving It Rizz
16. What was the only word Rimmer managed to utter while making love to Nirvana Crane?
Maarvelous!
Fantastic!
Smeg!
Geronimo!

17. How many dead-heats were there in the Deb Lister versus Dave Lister drinking contest?
6
7
8
9

18. How did Kochanski never expect to be seduced?
By the expression let's hit the springs
With the sexual magnetism virus
By being blind drunk
With predeterminism theory

19. Which of these sexual activities does NOT involve Warden Ackerman?
Jiggy jiggy with the science officer's wife
A date with Patricia Carling from Supplies
Changing out of a Batman outfit
Changing out of a Spiderman costume

20. Which two laughing gas options did Lister offer his Camille?
Chuckles or guffaws
Giggles and sniggers
Sniggers or chuckles
Giggles or guffaws