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New Australian merchandise accompanies our Worst Headline Ever!

2 May, 2003

The latest additions to Dwarfendise downunder should make any fan hot under the collar - or, at least, warm their heads up a bit. Along with a polo shirt with embroidered logo comes the Red Dwarf beanie - finally, something Holly can wear!

Top Heavy have also released a funky long sleeve top with the Dwarf ship and logo, which cunningly also features the postcode for the crimson short one on its right sleeve. Wearers are warned to take care while out drinking - if you pass out and find yourself being mailed to the outer reaches of the solar system, reddwarf.co.uk takes no responsibility for costs incurred on the return journey.

All these goodies - plus plenty more - are available from ABC Shops. Watch out for more gear coming soon, including a satchel, CD wallet, key-ring and new mouse mats.

You can link to the ABC online store via our Links section.