Complete Guide
Your complete guide to the characters, ships, gadgets and, erm, diseases in Red Dwarf.
The Inquisitor
The Inquisitor roams through Time weeding out life's wastrels and deleting the worthless - the Red Dwarf crew are in big, big trouble.
Classic Dwarf
The Cat justifies his existence to the Inquisitor by simply pointing out, "I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass."
Lister proves he knows Rimmer by reminding him of his greenhouse tryst with Fiona Barrington: "You thought you'd got lucky, but it turned out that all the time you had your hand in warm compost."
Lister uses a severed hand to by-pass a security scanner. Kryten is disgusted, "If mechanoid's could barf I'd be onto my fifth bag by now!"
